Ethan (totally out of nowhere, while dunking his Oreos in milk): Mom, how do babies fit in your mouth?
Ethan (mouth now crammed with soggy Oreos): I said, how do babies fit in your mouth?
Me: Babies? In your mouth? Is that what you said?
Ethan: YES! HOW.do.BABIES.fit.in.your.MOUTH???
Me: They don't. Nobody puts babies in their mouth.
Ethan: Well, then how do they get in your tummy?
Me: ...?...Hurry up and finish eating, it's bath night and you don't want to miss Sponge Bob!